A Stud That Plays With Dolls

On a day not so long ago, I had decided to clean my carpets from a winter of the dogs reeking havoc on them. I had kenneled most of the dogs but had Pharaoh out. While I was cleaning the upstairs, I put Pharaoh in the spare bedroom so that he wouldn't walk all over the wet rugs. Our spare bedroom consists of a bed and a pile of stuffed animals and dolls I had from my younger years. I would check on Pharaoh periodically just to make sure he was ok. Usually he would be lying on the bed looking at me when I opened the door. One time I opened it he had a Cabbage Patch doll between his front legs. I took it away from him. The next time I opened the door, there was Pharaoh sitting on the bed with the Cabbage Patch doll NAKED! He hadn't ripped her clothes off but unsnapped each button. Then I realized what he was doing..he was being a typical male teenager, exploring the opposite sex! So we decided it was probably about time to give Pharaoh a talking to about the birds and the bees.

- submitted by Eclipse Kennels